I AM a Duck Fan! And I see a whole army of other Duck Fans, here, in defiance of a Beaver victory. You've come to yell as fans, and Duck Fans you are. What will you do at Autzen today? Will you yell?
Fan: Against the Beavers? No, we will stay home, and we will avoid embarrassment.
Duck Fan: Aye, stay and yell and you may may be embarrassed, stay home and you may avoid embarrassment ... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and beat the Beavers! Tell the Beavers that they may win the game, but they'll never be Duck Fans!!!
